February 21st 2015

February 21^st 2014: Today we are going home early because it’s snowing like crazy. I know what you’re thinking, it would be easy money if I was getting paid that lost three hours. I intended on getting off at 5 and drinking the night away with (redacted). Nope, too much snow. This morning we were not given the time book. Someone said (with false absolution) that they were trying to come up with a new way of signing us in and out. They probably figured it would be a half day from the beginning. Captain Redacted made a phone call to the Assistant Director and saved the day.

We closed the museum at 2PM, got the guests out by 1:30, but was kept there 45 minutes over for… who knows. Mismanagement sat behind the Visitor Service’s desk like queen bitch and made us all wait until the whole “team” was there. She would not dismiss us any other way. If she’s going to be signing everyone out then we’re all screwed.

Captain Redacted was telling me about how he trained Predator back in the day at H.H. Predator just could not catch on to the simplest of tasks. For example the shutters on the 4^th Floor of H.H. were a huge issue for him. It’s not an origami craft man, it opens and closes a very specific way. And THIS is the guy in charge of the evening shift. God help us all.

Also today Looney Tunes fell and hit her head on her lunch break. She could have saved herself the hospital visit and just waited until 2PM.