Not really much to mention today (yet). I’m posted up on
the 4th Floor for the hundredth time. Good crowds coming through,
but I am still taking the day with a steady pace. (Redacted) came up during her free
half hour. She only comes in for four-and-a-half hours so they will not let her
have a 30 minute lunch break like the other relief guards, bastards!
One
of these days I will mention how she can
just hide somewhere for 30 minutes, that’s what I would do. For that 30 minutes
she goes around and reads. I wonder if she has a crush on me and that’s why she
came up here? Probably not. She does seem a hell of a lot less suspicious than Buckwheat, so she’s probably not one of Mismanagement's cronies.
Mr. Ass did not give me a hard time about not working 4th of July. He
did not do his “everyone MUST work” or “You are REQUIRED to work” spiel. He only
mentioned that I bring it up closer to THAT week so he can schedule me around
it. So that’s cool. I am not the only Part Timer that does not wish to work it.
None of us will get double time pay, even though it’s a federal holiday…
No
we should because it’s THE federal holiday of federal holidays! Part Time, Full
Time, fucking migrant worker; if you work on the 4th of July you
should get double time pay. Also according to my lawyer Maryland is an “at
will” state so a company like them can make everyone work it. Hence one
of the many reasons I am going out of town.
Tonight
I am working the wedding from the Old Entrance. Predator has already fucked up
my breaks, as per usual, but likely for him it will only be four hours, ten
minutes since the last one. The thing I hate most about working the doors at a
wedding is the event planner, (Redacted) in this case, is ultra anal about who
goes where. How the fuck am I suppose to tell who exactly the wedding
party is? Lime colored peach colored, orange, dress colors of the whole damn
citrus field! My solution? Let everyone go where the hell they want. I call it
the kill-them-all-and-let-God-sort-it-out technique. No one really cares
anyway.
One
thing’s for sure there are a lot of hot chicks up these stairs. Man I love
summer! There’s a 90-year-old lady here as one of the guests. She just walked
down the stairs so she could get to the elevator to go up
to where she just came from.... This isn’t the museum’s fault… Well… It’s not her
fault either. Some actual signs pointing to the elevators would help.
Predator just came down to get the paperwork and asked me what I was writing in my book.
I told him short stories, not really a lie since these are short stories. Just
unfortunately true ones. Each day’s plot line is not really new though, but even
he’s quaking to know. My “Project” is working. It’s also a psychological
experiment. Stay cryptic and it will drive them nuts! Guaranteed.
There’s
this one woman here in a black dress, with dark hair. I think she might be
Latino, Spanish descent more specifically. She was doing this whole seductive
noir movie star act. Oh believe me I noticed her, mission accomplished. More
like staring would be the accurate description. She looked toward me while
walking up the stairs, I looked away, and she walked the rest of the way
elegantly moped. Then stopped at the top and looked down at the men’s room for
her husband/boyfriend/date. I looked away when she looked at me, then she walked
away frustrated. I am all for meeting chicks at weddings, but not when they are with some other guy. That’s a no-no in my book.