I got scheduled to come in later so I only have to
be stuck here for eight hours. They put me directly in the Special Exhibition.
They are so short today that they had Predator come in to do reliefs, and only
one guard posted in the Exhibition. Me and the other three part timers came in
around the same time and they put us straight to work. No complaints, feels
good to be needed. The only downside is that Predator is here until (redacted) gets back.
People
are running out of his side of the Exhibition. Probably a combination of his
“friendly nature” AND his unnatural stench. I am trying to greet guests with a
smile and he stalks them with dirty looks. Unless they are black, then and only
then does he actually strike up a conversation with another human being. A
pretty black girl, with a baby, came into the gallery and he immediately
pounced on her with his “charm”. Until he noticed she was with another guy.
Well (redacted) warned me there would be a meeting when I got here today. Around 3PM
I was told to go over to HR's new office. I of course took
my sweet time getting over there. Altogether it took about 40 minutes getting
there, the meeting, and getting back again. I love it how everyone greets you
with a smile, at least Mismanagement does, when the shit’s going to hit the fan.
Here I was thinking the meeting would be about Predator's blatant time sheet
tampering, but instead it was another alleged complaint over something I never
said.
According
to the head of PR I made a joke about someone committing suicide in the Old Gallery. I
know I have a sense of humor (or lack there-of depending on how you look at
me), but I would never joke to a guest or a fellow staff member about anyone
committing suicide. That’s really messed up. I can see what they were trying to
do but it did not phase me. I stayed objective and told them the truth. HR brings up Tommy Gun's name out of the blue and Knucklehead says “well let me
give him a call”. He has to slop all the way over to the new offices just to tell
them the same thing I did. Then they call PR in to try and confirm her
bullshit accusation. I tell her “I never said that, I don’t joke about that
kind of thing.” Then says with conviction “It was you.” Trying not to laugh at
the fact that she’s Mismanagement’s buddy. I reply “I’m not saying you didn’t hear
someone say that, but it wasn’t me.” Then she starts making sense and says
“Maybe it was the other guard.” She didn’t remember what day it was, she didn’t
remember who exactly it was. She only knew that it was a white guy with parted
hair. I don’t part my hair, last time I did that I looked like Fatty Arbuckle.
Not a good look.
At
the end of the meeting they were so disappointed that they didn’t get me on
anything. Altogether I got to sit down for 30 minutes and owned the meeting.
For the rest of the night I had nothing but a smile on my face. Even Predator looked disappointed at the fact that I still had my ID badge and greeted him
with a smile. So to recap just in case you haven’t caught on to the pattern.
I
have a meeting with The Equalizer about Predator's harassment and break times (or lack
there of).
I
get called into HR about Kelly.
I
call The Equalizer and tell him about Predator stealing hours from me, says we’ll
have a meeting with Knucklehead and me about it.
Get
called into HR two weeks later about something I never said by a woman who is a
friend of Predator's momma bear (Mismanagement).