Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Giving 100%

I cannot quite describe the level of moron that comes into an art museum. God knows the people in charge are even worse, but the actual guests make you wonder how they can manage to breathe. For that matter WHY are they allowed to breed?

As a human being if someone comes up to you, to ask for help, you help them. As a Security guard, who works in a museum visited by ignorant fucks and high class twats, you need to take a different approach. You essentially need to PRETEND that you are helping.

Really, that’s the key. Because they will go around the corner and just keep asking different people until they get what they are asking for. Yeah I know that sounds like a shit thing to do, but that is how human mentality works. We are not paid, or appreciated, enough to bother.


And please do not think that being one of those above-and-beyond out-going schmucks will score you points. I should know I use to be one of those when I first started working here. 

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