One
of the things I’m asked A LOT is whether everything comes to life at night.
Seriously that’s asked more often than it really should be. I’ll give them the
benefit of the doubt and assume they do not realize the sheer volume of the
retardation that question invokes. Somehow I get the feeling they know that but
ask anyway.
Here’s
the thing though, we do not have any art that is worth coming alive. I mean a
lot of the landscapes are amazing but that’s it. If the art did come to life
they would all be snobbish stuck-up assholes like the people that painted them.
Oh and also I do not work the night shift, except that is not the answer I give
guests.
So
please just stop asking. It will give you a “hurr, hurr” but it gives us a
headache.
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